Michael Myers used a knife.
As Jack Torrance tried to kill his wife.
Norman Bates loved his mother.
The fisherman knew what you did last summer.
Pinhead brought the pain.
While Jigsaw made you play a game.
Chucky & Tiffany were dolls from Hell.
But they’re not as bad as Annabelle.
Freddy stalked you in a dream
Ghostface wanted to hear you scream.
A demon made Regan’s head spin
Buffalo Bill put lotion on its skin.
Vengeful spirits came with The Fog
Cujo was a killer dog.
Annie Wilkes was an obsessed nurse
Being the B in a Centipede was the worst.
Hannibal Lecter was an accomplished cook
Winifred Sanderson wanted her book
John Doe put Tracy’s head in a box.
Frankenstein created a life with electric shocks.
Pennywise will make you float.
For that shark we’ll need a bigger boat.
Aliens burst or hug your face.
Predators disappear without a trace.
The Creature lives in a black lagoon
The Wolf Man howls at the moon
Outer space has Killer Klowns.
While Poltergeist make spooky sounds
The Mummy’s leg is such a drag
Jason swings you in a sleeping bag
There’s a haunted house in Amityville
There’s also one upon a hill
Godzilla just destroyed Japan
Don’t say his name, it’s the Candy Man
Dr. Jekyll became Mr. Hyde
Dracula will drink you dry
The Creepers truck has a loud horn
Beware those Children of the corn
Audrey Two could swallow you whole
Damian was born with an evil soul.
Carrie decided her schoolmates should roast
But Beetlejuice was the ghost with the most.
Leatherface treated you like Texas cattle
The Headless Horseman road high in the saddle.
Gremlins, Ghoulies, and Living Dead of all kind.
Like Brad and Janet, you’re in a tight bind.
These creeps are demented and seriously sick
Do like Ash says, carry a mighty boomstick.